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WHY EVERYONE IS USING BUTT-BE-CLEAN

  • CLEANER AND GREENER THAN WET WIPES

    Not only is Butt-be-clean the ultimate solution for a clean and fresh feeling after dropping a deuce, but it's also better for your butt and the environment. Unlike traditional wet wipes, which can clog sewers and septic systems, Butt-be-Clean's innovative formula is designed to be gentle on your skin and the environment. By using Butt-be-Clean you can achieve a superior level of cleanliness without the waste and environmental impact. Plus, our proprietary blend is made with awesome natural ingredients like essential oils and aloe vera, which are gentle and nourishing for your skin. So why settle for wet wipes when you can have a better, cleaner, and more environmentally-friendly option with Butt-be-Clean?

  • CONVENIENT SIZE

    Don't let an on-the-go poo ruin your day. With Butt-be-Clean's convenient 2oz bottle, you can keep the swamp butt at bay no matter where you are. Whether you're at work, school, or on-the-go, Butt-be-Clean fits right in your pocket, or purse for a quick and easy solution to a crappy situation. Much more convenient than carrying bulky and environmentally harmful wet wipes. So go ahead, live your life with confidence, knowing that Butt-be-Clean has got your back(side) covered. Try it today and experience the convenience and comfort of a truly portable bathroom solution.

  • COMFORT

    Butt-be-Clean is your ultimate solution to maintain a clean, fresh, itch-free, and skidmark-free derrière. With its innovative formula, Butt-be-Clean thoroughly cleanses, leaving you feeling refreshed and confident all day long. No more worries about discomfort or itchiness, as this remarkable formula is designed to provide maximum comfort and clean. Butt-be-Clean ensures that you can enjoy life to the fullest.

HOW TO USE BUTT-BE-CLEAN

Step 1

Begin with a dry wipe of your trusty toilet paper.

Step 2

Now comes the magic... On a fresh piece of toilet paper apply a dime sized dollop of Butt-be-Clean and wipe that war zone. Butt-be-Clean's proprietary blend of awesome ingredients will do the "heavy lifting."

Step 3

Conclude with a final dry wipe and you are done. You'll feel as fresh as a spring meadow! But.............IN THE EVENT OF AN EMERGENCY, REPEAT STEPS 2 and 3.

Step 4

Walk away clean, comfortable and victorious like you just stepped out of the shower!

PROPRIETARY FECAL FIGHTING FORMULA

  • Our Team at Butt-be-Clean worked tirelessly to create the absolute best cleaning formula, with awesome ingredients, like aloe vera and essential oils.

  • But under the view of a microscope the real secret ingredient can be identified.... Fecal Fighting Nano-bots!

  • Upon landing on Uranus, the Nano-bots are programed to wipe out Fecal Clingons and Poo Goblins, leaving you feeling as clean as a freshly washed load of laundry.

SAY GOODBYE TO ENDLESS WIPING WITH BUTT-BE-CLEAN

AND DON'T FORGET OUR "SKID FREE GUARANTEE"

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Testimonials

  • Russ J.

    "Are you sick of wiping until your butt bleeds?   With just toilet paper I almost never feel clean. Butt-Be-Clean is amazing. No more wiping myself raw. No more itchy butt. No more skid marks. The Gods be good!"

  • Justin P.

    "I was skeptical about using a cream to clean up after going to the bathroom, but Butt-be-clean exceeded my expectations. It's gentle, effective, and leaves me feeling fresh and clean every time. I needed a better way to get clean at work. This is it."

  • Kris K.

    "No more feeling gross after a deuce! This stuff  really works wonders, and it's so easy to use. Highly recommend to anyone looking for a better way to clean up after going to the bathroom!"

  • Chelsea H.

    "As an eco-conscious individual, I was thrilled to find Butt-Be-Clean! Not only does it leave my behind feeling immaculate, but I also love knowing I'm reducing my environmental impact by ditching wet wipes."

  • Kade O.

    "I never knew I needed Butt-Be-Clean until I tried it - love it!"

  • Jon D.

    "I was surprised at how much better Butt-Be-Clean is at getting me clean compared to wet wipes. And don't even get me started about just using dry toilet paper."

  • Emma K.

    "Butt-be-clean is the perfect travel companion. Its compact size fits easily in my purse, so I never have to worry about feeling unclean on the go."

  • Lucy J.

    "As someone with sensitive skin, toilet paper can be very abrasive. I appreciate that Butt-be-Clean cleans so well without causing discomfort in the process."

  • Graham P.

    "Butt-be-Clean has become a staple in my daily routine. It's effective, convenient, and leaves me feeling confident and fresh all day long. I don't go to the bathroom without it."